{"id":999,"date":"2012-03-19T19:57:23","date_gmt":"2012-03-19T19:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/99.79.54.239\/?p=999"},"modified":"2012-02-28T20:04:10","modified_gmt":"2012-02-28T20:04:10","slug":"sparkle-headed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/?p=999","title":{"rendered":"Sparkle-Headed"},"content":{"rendered":"

This outfit contains two of the prohibited items, but were worn before I decided I wouldn’t wear them for the rest of the winter. Besides, Look at the thing on my head!
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Cardi, Joe Fresh
\nDress, Zellers
\nTights, AA
\nBoots, Payless
\nWatch, Miss Sixty
\nSweater Guard, Trove
\nHat-thing, Target<\/p>\n

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More fancyboycam action, and I do look far clearer. I need a dedicated photographer, I do. Just someone who follows me about and captures my every move. Something like I imagine Karen<\/a> has.
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This outfit contains two of the prohibited items, but were worn before I decided I wouldn’t wear them for the rest of the winter. Besides, Look at the thing on my head! Cardi, Joe Fresh Dress, Zellers Tights, AA Boots, Payless Watch, Miss Sixty Sweater Guard, Trove Hat-thing, Target More fancyboycam action, and I do look far clearer. I need a dedicated photographer, I do. Just someone who follows me about and captures my every move. Something like I imagine Karen has. Continue reading Sparkle-Headed<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","has-post-thumbnail","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}