{"id":785,"date":"2011-11-26T16:44:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-26T16:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/99.79.54.239\/?p=785"},"modified":"2011-11-19T16:50:52","modified_gmt":"2011-11-19T16:50:52","slug":"whatever-is-causing-the-joan-collins-tude-deal-with-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/?p=785","title":{"rendered":"Whatever is causing the Joan Collins ‘tude, deal with it."},"content":{"rendered":"


\nEmbrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it.
\n– Cordelia Chase, S2E1, When She Was Bad<\/em><\/p>\n

Apparently loads of outfits put quotes in my head. This quote is because at work I was told I was dressed like Alexis Colby<\/a>, which, thinking on it, is pretty damn cool! <\/p>\n

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Cardi, F21 (It has a lace back, you can’t see that)
\nDress, Zellers
\nLeggings, Les Ailes de la Mode
\nBoots, Payless
\nNecklace, Ardene
\nWatch, Miss Sixty<\/p>\n

I should always wear things reminiscent of 80s soap stars. Next up, Susan Lucci! <\/p>\n

(No, not really.)<\/p>\n

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Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. – Cordelia Chase, S2E1, When She Was Bad Apparently loads of outfits put quotes in my head. This quote is because at work I was told I was dressed like Alexis Colby, which, thinking on it, is pretty damn cool! Cardi, F21 (It has a lace back, you can’t see that) Dress, Zellers Leggings, Les Ailes de la Mode Boots, Payless Necklace, Ardene Watch, Miss Sixty I should always wear things reminiscent of 80s soap stars. Next up, Susan Lucci! (No, not really.) Continue reading Whatever is causing the Joan Collins ‘tude, deal with it.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","has-post-thumbnail","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}