{"id":24,"date":"2010-09-07T15:13:07","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T15:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/99.79.54.239\/?p=24"},"modified":"2010-09-14T01:41:44","modified_gmt":"2010-09-14T01:41:44","slug":"new-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Buy: New Shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My new shoes from F21 arrived today!<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/99.79.54.239\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/80139067-011.jpg\" alt=\"Shoes!\" \/> They&#8217;re delightful, they make my feet look tiiiny, but they are crushing my toes causing a pain like the burning of a thousand suns. They&#8217;re definitely sitting shoes. I&#8217;ve seen them on folk all about the intermanets and I do not know how they do it. I am not built for heels!<\/p>\n<p>(I love them, I love them, I love them!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My new shoes from F21 arrived today! They&#8217;re delightful, they make my feet look tiiiny, but they are crushing my toes causing a pain like the burning of a thousand suns. They&#8217;re definitely sitting shoes. I&#8217;ve seen them on folk all about the intermanets and I do not know how they do it. I am not built for heels! (I love them, I love them, I love them!) <a href=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/?p=24\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Buy: New Shoes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}