{"id":1552,"date":"2013-02-17T20:03:02","date_gmt":"2013-02-17T20:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/99.79.54.239\/?p=1552"},"modified":"2013-02-13T20:44:44","modified_gmt":"2013-02-13T20:44:44","slug":"all-the-polka-dots-all-at-once","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/?p=1552","title":{"rendered":"All the polka dots, all at once."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center>This is the day I realised my roots are Out Of Control.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/99.79.54.239\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0860.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1536\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/?attachment_id=1536\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0860.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"CRW_0860\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0860-200x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0860-682x1024.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/99.79.54.239\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0860-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"CRW_0860\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0860-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0860-682x1024.jpg 682w, https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0860.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>jeans, old navy<br \/>\nblouse, h&#038;m<br \/>\nbrooch, republique<br \/>\nwatch, miss sixty<br \/>\nsocks, mysteriously appeared in my dryer<br \/>\nbracelet, trove<br \/>\nweird fingers, not illuminati related<br \/>\nbelt, bf&#8217;s?<\/p>\n<p>This is h2t polka-dots at it&#8217;s best, I feel. This blouse always makes me feel prim, despite its sheerness. The neck-brooch is a look I wish would come back.<br \/>\nThese jeans are a size 18, and they&#8217;re tooooo big. In the store, though, they were perfect! I&#8217;ve been washing them in hot water in the hopes that the waist and bum will shrink without the lower leg doing so.<br \/>\nSo far, they&#8217;re still big, and give me a saggy butt by about one. <\/p>\n<p>The 16 was tooo tight on the fanny area, but I desperately wanted polka-dot jeans. So, here they are, too big. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/99.79.54.239\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0862.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1537\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/?attachment_id=1537\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0862.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1000,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"CRW_0862\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0862-200x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0862-682x1024.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/99.79.54.239\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0862-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"CRW_0862\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1537\" srcset=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0862-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0862-682x1024.jpg 682w, https:\/\/binascloset.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/CRW_0862.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Did I learn a lesson? No. But I did dye my hair.<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the day I realised my roots are Out Of Control. jeans, old navy blouse, h&#038;m brooch, republique watch, miss sixty socks, mysteriously appeared in my dryer bracelet, trove weird fingers, not illuminati related belt, bf&#8217;s? This is h2t polka-dots at it&#8217;s best, I feel. This blouse always makes me feel prim, despite its sheerness. The neck-brooch is a look I wish would come back. These jeans are a size 18, and they&#8217;re tooooo big. In the store, though, they were perfect! I&#8217;ve been washing them in hot water in the hopes that the waist and bum will shrink &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/?p=1552\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">All the polka dots, all at once.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","has-post-thumbnail","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}