{"id":1484,"date":"2012-12-23T21:40:50","date_gmt":"2012-12-23T21:40:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/99.79.54.239\/?p=1484"},"modified":"2012-12-23T21:46:41","modified_gmt":"2012-12-23T21:46:41","slug":"christmas-party-the-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/?p=1484","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Party The First"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is going to sound more vain than it is: I clean up good.<\/p>\n

To illustrate, here’s what I wore to work:<\/p>\n

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\nJeans, Joe Fresh
\nDress (as a top), Zellers
\nCardi, Jacob
\nWatch, g-Shock
\nSneakers, Adidas<\/p>\n

I look cute, it’s true. (Vain again!) But, here’s what I looked like two hours later, for Julie’s Christmas Party:<\/p>\n

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Dress, JC Penney
\nFishnets, Victoria’s Secret
\nClutch, Betsey Johnson
\nHead Thing, Winners
\nWatch, FCUK
\nShoes, Michael Antonio<\/p>\n

Not in a vain way, but come on. The second one is better. And it should be, it took TWO HOURS. However, I felt like a million bucks, and wondered why I don’t do this kind of work on my appearance all the time.
\nYou want to know the reason? Sleep is nice. I like sleeping. Til about ten minutes before I have to leave the house. Ain’t no way I’m getting up while it’s dark to curl my hair, and paint my face. That’s wack.<\/p>\n

On the other hand, I look, to borrow a word from Cristina Aguilera, dooooope. (Yeah, I’ve been watching The Voice.)<\/p>\n

PS, this is my favourite handbag:
\n\"CRW_0373\"<\/a><\/p>\n

In it, I kept shoes for when my feet decided they were done (which didn’t take long, though I held out til midnight before actually switching) and my phone, wallet, lipstick, and a whole host of things. It is a good size.<\/p>\n

This is the first of my many Christmas outfits. My own party was Mad Men themed, and Julie’s mom made me a beautiful dress in a fantastic emerald green – which I complimented with a Beehive.
\nPhotos soon \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is going to sound more vain than it is: I clean up good. To illustrate, here’s what I wore to work: Jeans, Joe Fresh Dress (as a top), Zellers Cardi, Jacob Watch, g-Shock Sneakers, Adidas I look cute, it’s true. (Vain again!) But, here’s what I looked like two hours later, for Julie’s Christmas Party: Dress, JC Penney Fishnets, Victoria’s Secret Clutch, Betsey Johnson Head Thing, Winners Watch, FCUK Shoes, Michael Antonio Not in a vain way, but come on. The second one is better. And it should be, it took TWO HOURS. However, I felt like a million … Continue reading Christmas Party The First<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","has-post-thumbnail","fallback-thumbnail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1484"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/binascloset.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}